Friday, February 20, 2009

DUNK CITY!!!!

The second and final timberlakes wednesday night game occured at a packed jackson middle school.
The game started off slow until the third quarter when calvin keller rebounded a ball and looked down court to see a wide open J-Knob down the court. Calvin was quoted saying "this was the beginning of something special, he hucked the ball to Knauber who caught the ball took a few steps then leaped several yards into the air and slammed the ball in a way that would have made Dwight Howard proud.
Following this the youngest and most promising lake (Nick "ROB" Schnieder) followed up with a sick dunk too.
The energy was flowing and the crowd was roaring, so Calvin decided it was his turn for glory, he took the ball down court went up to Dunk and missed the rim by a good 2 feet.
Another fight almost broke out when Mr. Smith almost smashed a small man to parts but luckily for the tiny man Mr. Smith decided to have mercy.

Timberlakes close to being defeated

On sunday the timberlakes were almost taken down by the last place bulls.
It was a tight game, tensions were high, the bulls were hitting all their shots and getting boards left and right. Thankfully for the lakes Gabe Ortiz was on the ball and pulled out a victory for us. Game ball goes to Shane for draining 2 threes in the first half that kept us afloat.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Timberlakes Organization

Damon Hudson-General Manager/Offensive Captain/Asst. Coach/Recruiter of mega ballers/Chief Accounts Executive/Founding Father
Shane Smith-Founding Father/Defensive Coordinator/Head Music Operator/How to Miss a Layup Instructor
Brad Elliott-Fun Manager/Director of Mockary Affairs/Comedic Relief
Calvin Keller-Founding Father/Team Name Creator/Website Manager/Goofiness Functionality Architect
Gabe Ortiz-Jedi Power Producer/Bundle of Assists Engineer/Smile Coordinator/How to Keep the Good Times a-rolling Scientist
Evan Mound-Lead Model/VP of Looking Good/Keeping it Cool Orchestrator/Co-Regional Manager of Kobe like Actions
Justin Knauber-Points by the Plenty Maker/Special assitance coordinator of Developing New and Creative ways to Hurt the other teams Feelings
Neil Altomaire-Curse words Division Specialist/Chief Configurator of Technical Penaltys/Regional Quality Assistant
Nick Schnieder-Heart of a Lion Research Manager/Lead Technician of Developing New and Exciting T-Lakes Innovations on the Eastern Coast
Whitany Fay-Cool/Awesome/Sexy Coordinator
Emily Dawson-Head Motivational Speaker/Director of Gay Photograpic Pictures

105!!

The Timberlakes were literally on fire today in which they scored 105 points!!!
not only was this an amazing feat but the T-lakes did so with only 5 players so they had no subs. We were missing Brad due to loving the game of basketball so much he had to sit a game, Damon because of a double techincal foul out in the saturday game, and Evan and Neil due to family events.
T-Lakes stars Justin Knauber, Gabe Ortiz, and Shane Smith had crazy good games with 56 points, between 13-20ish assists, and 22 rebounds.
Also Kudos to Nick for hustling the entire game winding up with 14 points and 12 boards himself.
The timberlakes played with out class in respect to the other coach

Game ball goes to J-Knob for an amazing 56 points

Saturday, February 7, 2009

New record

There were many T-lakes games broken today versus the Predators.
and just so everyone knows these stats are actually less than what happened cuz our stats weren't being taken the whole game
Justin Knauber-56 Points (he also had 51 on saturday)
Shane Smith-22 Rebounds
Gabe Ortiz-Between 13-20 assists
Jake Perea-1 Technical for txting
Timberlakes final score-105

Granger Hurricanes sweep through Timberlakes

Timberlkaes lose their first game of the season in a hard fought 20 point loss, with a bunch of questionable officiating. The game was officiated terribly, at least half of the game was spent watching the hurricanes shoot free-throws. After Damon Hudson was ejected from the game the fun started. The herbavores were standing behind the t-lakes bench and decided to start talking trash, this was a bad bad decision. A la cueva douche-muffin thought it would be a good idea to call derrick silva a pussy so derrick polietly said "lets go outside so i can kick your ass" derrick procedes to walk outside when he was blind sided by a furry of tiny weak punches. Derrick and Michael Gurule then began demoloshing the la cueva kids. one thing lead to another and the la cueva kids got messed up, we won't say who did what but you can ask any timberlake for the full story
Game Ball goes to Gabe for staying cool like the other side of the pillow while under pressure